As I learned this,in my teens, back in 1940s

The girl og my dreams is the neatest girl,
Of all the girls I know;
She drinks,
She smokes;
And she tells diry jokes,
Just as the others do.
She thinks alcohol makes the world go around,
She holds more gin that I;
The girl of my dreams is a cigarette fiend,
And the swewetheart of six other guys.