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Thread #106108   Message #2393926
Posted By: GUEST,MC Fat
21-Jul-08 - 04:44 AM
Thread Name: Saddleworth Folk Festival 2008
Subject: RE: Saddleworth Folk Festival 2008
Had a great time depite the tent nearly getting the better of me and Padget. It took a nice girlie like Tina to tel us blokes we put the things in the wrong holes so tahts why we couldn't get a proper erection. Great singing at the Cons Club including the impromptu sing a round on sunday afternoon. Stan and Chris Harvey were just double bloody fantastic as were Flossie (hope you're better), Elbow Jane and Barry and Ingrid (shame her knowledge of English geography is suspect). The management committee are currently looking at giving the poisoned chalice of 'A Vote of Confidence in't Manager' to current Yorkshire captain after losing to Lanacashire agin. I think we need an Italian manager and we also need to revert to the tactics of Leeds United of the 60's and 70's of winning at all costs. Things like getting the Lancashire team drunk, spiking their drink with senopods, cutting Scowies braces, having somme 'femme fatales' to seduce them, changing the venue at last minute so they arrive late, hiding their bus passes more suggestions please cos we can't let them get three in a row. As Alan Cox said to Sid 'Look after the trophy and keep it polished cos you're only looking after it'