Your mind, quick as any computer, is now traveling to Egypt and calculating on the contents of the memory banks of Denial.

Chinga is perfectly real, penis-breath. As real as Shane! As real as Chongo!! As real as Shatman!! As real as Shane's brother!! As real as the Authorial Hamster Corridus!! As real as Rapaire!!

And besides, just because a gal is a little liberal with her favors and lives life on the scandalous side is not any reason to go calling her unreal. That's very judgemental of you, LIttle Hawk, really.

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