Chongo is not married. He never has been married. He's a lifetime bachelor whose private eye office is generally a housekeeping disaster. American Primate Party (APP) strategists are beginning to realize that this could be a real detriment to his ever being elected president, because the American public has always been very reluctant to vote for any candidate who doesn't have a wife and family. Chongo has no prospective "First Lady" to gaze at him adoringly while he harangues his audiences and to make feisty speeches on behalf of his campaign. He has no "family values" image to offer! This could be a real crisis...a fatal weakness in Chongo's whole election plan!

The solution is obvious. We have to find Chongo a feisty and attractive wife who reassures the average American voter about Chongo's solid family values and who can stand beside him through good times and bad, through thick and thin, and we have to do it fast! The children can come later. I foresee wedding bells ringing by September 1st if not sooner.

Only question is...who the heck could it be? He hasn't had a girlfriend in awhile now, and the ones he had back then were, well...I'd have to say they were what I would term as pretty "casual"...

Obama's has Michelle. Hillary has Bill. McCain has...uh...what's her name?...? But who does Chongo have? No one!

The only female he has been even tenuously linked to lately is this impressive professional gal from Chicago, who is presently working fulltime on his campaign team at the highest level:

Renata Carson & Chongo Chimp

Could "Renata Carson Chimp" soon be the name of the next First Lady of the USA? And are people ready for such a union? For that matter, are American apes and monkeys ready for such a union?