LOL! I like that 2nd link, Emma...

Amos, you perfidious rumor-mongering scoundrel, I see you are at it again with this dreadful business about Chongo's supposed sister, "Chinga". Shocking! Disturbing! Outrageous! Tandependentious! When will you cease this ridiculous attempt to compromise the most significant political movement of our times?

Would you like it if I started telling tales about your sister, Sluttina? No, you wouldn't. Have a little decency.

"Chinga Timadre"   - LOL!!!!!! Boy, talk about an unfortunate name.....