All English football is a farce. In the U.S. we play real football! Walksabout seems to think that there was ever some kind of English football which was the best. This proves he knows nothing. All they play there is that silly game we call soccer which isn't real football.

Soccer is just a bunch of candy-ass guys in short pants kicking a ball around and not even coordinated enough to be able to pick it up or throw it. Its a real wimpy game and barely a game at that.

American football is played by real men who beat the living hell out of each other while they execute brilliant strategies worthy of a chess master in their complexity and intelligence. In Soccer they are so busy running around like the idiots they are that they have no time for grand strategies and could not formulate one if they tried.

No physicality either in Soccer. Its just isn't a real man's game. I remember awhile back when some guy knocked another guy down there was some big stink over it. Hell, that happens every play in real football, American style!   Wimpy soccer players retire in overall good health while American footballers suffer the rest of their lives from assorted skeletal/muscular problems and some are even crippled. Just proves that Soccer isn't a real man's game.

The best thing for you to do Walksabout is to lobby your town to get a real American style football league started and then maybe getting people to attend on a local level would be no trick. I doubt though that you would have the balls to play the game yourself but surely somewhere in England there are enough real men to play.