Denial will not avail you any sway with the reading public, sirrah, nor all the calumnies you muster on my name shake my clarity about Chinga one jot nor one tittle. Your tendentious persiflage will not obscure the facts of the matter as regards Chinga, and I notice in your bloviations you have carefully avoided remarking on my perfectly workable PR plan for Chongo to marry his sister, Chinga...


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