There's already another thread on this subject. Novak's name isn't in the title ("DWS ~Driving While Senile") because the person posting the original message didn't realize who he was ~ the story is outrageous enough to be noteworthy even if none of the persons involved were public figures.

Of course, a regular anonymous citizen like you or me wouldn't get a $50 slap on the wrist for a hit-and-run. You need to be owed a lot of favors by a lot of politicians with secrets to hide before meriting that level of kid-gloves treatment.