You may be right, Gurney. He is inherently rather conservative about a lot of things. Still, I think if it was a case of true love, then anything could happen. The social stigma would be intense, though. It would be difficult for such an interspecies couple to find acceptance in Chicago, to say nothing of Murfreesburo...

Bee-Dubya, I have just one thing to say about that picture you posted.

EEEEEE-YAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (averting eyes hastily and closing screen in utter horror)

I needed a stiff drink after seeing that one.

The fact is, Chongo doesn't particularly dig Orangutans. They just don't turn his crank.