I guess I shoulda known
By the way u came around the turn sideways
That it that I would be hit

See youre the kinda person
That believes in talking Bullcarp
I'm saying you're full of it

I guess you must be dumb
To talk about VP picks
While Obama was over seas

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

Little black corvette
Novak you drive 2 fast
Little black corvette
Your brain is small but your ego vast!

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When came around the corner
And aimed your car at me

cuz I dropped a little pooh
And I was scared out of my britches
And the fear released a little pee

Believe it or not
I started to wonder
I wondered if you would try to assist

But a right wing big shot
Ain't required to stop
No wonder the liberals are pissed
Oh yeah

Little black corvette
Novak you drive 2 fast
Little black corvette
Your brain is small but your ego vast!

A body like yours (a body like yours)   ----- In the context of this parody. I can't improve on this stanza!!
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
cuz its on the verge of bein obscene
(cuz its on the verge of bein obscene)

Move over Bobby (move over Bobby)
Gimme them keys (gimme them keys)
You're to old for your little black substitute
(You're to old for your little black substitute)

Little black corvette
Bobby you drive 2 fast
Little black corvette
Your dick may be is small but your words are nast!

Little black corvette
Novak u got 2 slow down (got 2 slow down)
Little black corvette
cuz if u dont u gonna run over
Pedestrians and knock them down.

(little black corvette)
You're gonna knock them down. (honey u got 2 slow down)
U, u, u got 2 slow down (little red corvette)
Youre movin much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Novak, u are an ass like I never heard
And your snide...
Your are so bloody snide
This song is to give you the bird

Bobby youre an old fart
Little black corvette
U don't need a car, u don't need a corvette
You need a scooter shopping cart
(little black corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little black corvette

cuz if u dont, cuz if u dont,
U gonna run pedestrians down (right into the ground)
run pedestrians down (right into the ground)
run pedestrians down (right into the ground)