Now you people listen to me! I'm a chimp, yes, but I've got feelings just like you. And that ratty-ass Chongo is my legal husband and the father of my three kids and there's another on the way as well. He sends me money, but that bastard spends his time down in the Loop playing footsie with cops and bimbos instead of working in a steel mill or on the docks so that he can make some decent money to support his wife and kids like he should. And when he does come home he's generally too damned drunk to recognize his ass in a mirror, much less spare some time for his kids. As for me, well, you can guess what he wants from me! I've asked him and asked him, but no, he's off on some big "case" for the Mayor or somebody. And speaking of a "case", I finally got rid of the one he gave me last year, just in time to find myself knocked up by that cheating bastard again. Anybody that would vote for him for garbageman, much less President, would have rocks in their head and should be put out of their misery.