A Corporation has legislated for itself to have full and complete human rights equal to and superior to those enjoyed by a living human being.

A platypus doesn't enter into the equation for rights or fairness by the laws Corporations pay to have enacted.

If legal remedies can not be found or afforded for the Platypus, an ironic intervention might be the "accidental" poisoning of Woolworth owners by the poison that Platypus produce.

Yes among the bizare attributes of a Platypus is the fact that they produce a defensive toxin.