A guy at work suggested moving our compost pile to the property line. I like that one a lot.

The camper is too high to get into the garage. That's where we kept our pop-top several years ago, but it didn't work for the trailer and doesn't work for the motorhome.

I called the self-storage place where we kept our trailer for years, where I told them we no longer needed the spot now that we traded in the trailer for a motorhome. Asked for our spot back, and almost died when she said it was gone. She called back an hour later and said she rearranged a few things and got us our spot back. So we're going to just park the thing there, pay our $45 a month and get back to the music. And the small-minded, mean-spirited, trouble-making neighbor will have to find something else to occupy her empty mind.

I'm still angry as hell at the treachery of some people, and disappointed that the convenience of having the camper ready for quick getaways is gone, and upset that we dug up a hedge, cut down a tree and built a new driveway for nothing. But we've got about 8 more festivals to look forward to this summer and a hundred friends waiting down the highway for a jam.