You want reasons? Here're some good reasons...

1. Keep society from gettin' taken over by wimps and bleedin' hearts!
2. Keep up the old classic styles in quality clothing instead of the dumb and vulgar stuff I see bein' marketed lately. Fedoras, yes! Backwards baseball caps, no!
3. Protect the sanctity of the Tree House.
4. Stop the greasin' of grapevines by liberal saboteurs.
5. Stop givin' guns a bad name.
6. Stop givin' self-defense a bad name.
7. Stop givin' slimy little jerks like Woody Allen money for inflictin' their whininess on the rest of us.
8. Give Dirty Harry back the respect he deserves. He gets the job done.
9. Move jobs back to America! We need to make more stuff here, not buy it from Asia.
10. Promote small business. There was once a couple hundred unique car companies in America. Now ya got the Big Three. Ya know what I call that? Corporate Communism, that's what I call it. That ain't real competition, it's a virtual monopoly, and you notice what a lousy and overpriced product they make?

There are a lotta phony conservatives out there and the government right now is full of 'em. They ain't real conservatives at all. They are traitors to real conservatism.