Anybody who thinks that talking about dogs constitutes a waste of bandwidth deserves ta be hung! And I'd supply the rope, only it would leave some poor little dachshunds homeless and alone. They'd be whimpering sad and lonely in their corner, wondering where their next meal was coming from and if that thing hanging in the tree out back was edible or merely decorative and therefore something to pee on.

And you oughta be right glad Gluon and the Gluonettes can't read!