The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113228 Message #2405517
Posted By: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
05-Aug-08 - 03:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: Astronaut Ed Mitchell on Alien visits
Subject: RE: BS: Astronaut Ed Mitchell on Alien visits
I have a poem about my own UFO (Uncomfortable Freaking Orifice) experience. It must be good poetry because it is true.
Stay-at-Home and Nurse. By Squirmy Redbottom
Its clear to see I am annoyed by my throbbing hemmoroid
To slather it with fish oil cream will bring relief is what I deem
Go slather it will oily goo is really what I ought to do
To bathroom I now go to put some ointment on my aching butt
The applicator's slick and black slide it up into my aching back side.
Rub it on each bloody lobe Like some crazy ail'yen probe