She pays handlers to be smart. She also pays a lot of high paid professionals to make her look like that.

Au naturale? Not exactly. The best fake beauty money can buy.

I'm all for making McCain look bad, I'm just not convinced Paris Hilton is the one to do it.

Think about it, folks. How funny is the Paris Hilton ad, really? If you don't hate McCain and/or care about the election, this ad is lame from a comedic standpoint.

I dread to think how awful the candidates will be on Last Comic Standing tomorrow night.

Which candidate has the worst sense of humor?