All of this is quite amusing. Especially this:

"Where McCain talked about offering up his wife to parade seminude in front of 50 thousand Harley riders?"

See, I didn't even need to click on the link to know the context of this, because I'm not a celebrity worshipping arugula eater!

Clearly, someone has never been to Sturgis!

And if you don't know what I'm talking about, then yeah, I bet you are voting for Obama!