I know about Sturgis. I know about the Miss Buffalo Chip contest.

I am not interested in what kind of lettuce a candidate eats.
I am supporting Obama because he is better suited to administer our government.

One of two things is true.

Either McCain doesn't know about the contest and is not as cool as he pretends to be or he talked about having his wife parading around semi-naked in front of thousands of drunk bikers. Either way, he ought never to bring up family values again.