"who would pass up the chance to "parade around semi-naked in front of thousands of drunk bikers"?"

I sure as hell would, and I'm a card-carrying nudist; let me know wheb you plan to do it, L.H., so I can plan to not be there.

Now I'm going to look up "semi"; I think of it as meaning approximately half; if you look up "Miss Buffalo Chip", I think "semi-naked" is often an understatement. : )