I'm not even going to try to answer that question, Jack....


But here's something else that everyone should know about. I went to the Zellers store in Orillia tonight to buy a couple of things. The girl at one of the checkouts in that Zellers store looks just about EXACTLY like Paris Hilton at her very best. In fact, this young woman in Orillia not only looks like Paris Hilton, I think her facial features are just a tad better than Paris's, but almost a dead ringer in every way. Same hair, same eyes, same facial features, same long legs, same figure...everything. And she's probably about 17 or 18 years old, I'd say.

Downright scary.

So I got into a brief conversation with her about it while she's ringing through my stuff. She smiled and blushed and said, "Yeah, I get that all the time."

I bet she does.

I wish I could take a photo of this young woman and show you all. It's really an amazing resemblance.