"Why couldn't it have been something two guys from Cambridge, MA welded together in their spare time?"

Yeah, right. ;-D

Man, I don't know what the heck it is that you're on, Jack, but you really need to look into changing your meds...or your recreational drugs...whatever. (chuckle) Talk to Shane when he gets outta the joint. He has a connection to some incredible homegrown.

How the heck Carol puts up with you is more than I can make out. The poor woman must have the patience of a saint. Count your lucky stars, son. (grin)