Our first Wednesday monthly routine begins with a romantic dinner for two, gazing lovingly into each other's eyes over some exquisite delicacy or other in one of The Trafford Centre's more exclusive eateries. Actually, I love the Trafford Centre, and I'm sure Sun Ra would have loved it too, but The Beech, by way of contrast, is a genuine heaven-cum-haven from the seductions of such post-modern razzmatazz - dodgy lights, mad dogs & all...

Fucking priceless indeed, Les - see you all in September!