Jack... democratically? Fook that. My buddies up country will gladly take in any PETA's that wanna stay with them and help them scratch a living out of the fly infested bog country of Kent County, New Brunswick, Canada, where potatoes and pulp are supplemented by deer, moose, grouse and the odd porcupine.

These asshole yuppies pray upon the wallets of the young and stunned with seal pup eyes and rose gardens. They are the predators.