i remeber i used to say this in school

mrs. suzzy had a steamboat the steam boat had a bell ( toot-toot)
mrs. suzzy went to heaven the steam boat went to hel-
hello operator please give me number 9 and if you dissconnect i'll kick you from behind
the fridgerator there lay a piece of glass mrs. suzzy sat on it and broke her little as
ask me no question please give me no more lies the boy are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
are in the meadow the bess in the park mrs. suzzy in her boyfriend kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
darker then the ocean darker then the sea darker then the underwear that my momma put on me me em!!!!!!