When I was a senior at Caltech (1961-62), one of the freshman sections for some reason had high morale, and they wrote a takeoff

Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Twenty-one freshmen all locked in a lab'rat'ry,
Locked in on Monday and left there till Saturday --
Nobody gives a shit.

It had a stanza lampooning each member (speculating, army style, on what his highschool sweetheart might be up to, etc.), and had some charm, but I don't suppose it survives.