Sorry about the Foster's remark--all meant in good fun.

I must confess that most of what I know about Australia comes from   documentaries about Shapelle Corby and Kevin Bloody Wilson songs. I have seen the movie version of "A Town Called Alice", all the Road Warrior films, and I fell asleep halfway through "The Shout", though I woke up at the end.

I've also seen platypuses at the zoo on several occasions--and I had an INXS vinyl album once, though it melted in the back of my car. In the US, this qualifies me as an expert on Australia, though I suppose the bar is a bit higher "down under".