Yeah!

Close the borders and keep the buggers out! Rebuild Offa's Dyke and Hadrian's Wall!

Hey WAV - my Mum's Welsh and My Dad's English - what does that make me, English or Welsh? Perhaps we ought to choose by country of birth. Er, but that makes Sir Cliff Richard Indian, so WAV won't be too keen on him coming here. It also makes Andy Irvine, Kevin Burke and Shane McGowan English - they might have something to say about that.

Okay, other criteria. Any suggestions?

Or could it be a good idea for the home nations it unite under sport as tit brings us all closer together and like it or not, we're all a lot closer related than the some poor deluded souls seem to think we are.

Pah.