Don't know about Hampton Court but I had a bad case of the dick-theria back in the 60's... Took 2 big shots and a month's worth of pills to clear it out... I went back to tell that girl that she had messed me up but she had moved out...
Nevermind that...
The P-Vine has declared me "cured" 'cause she is tired of me sittin' 'round watchin' the Chinese gymnastics women team... Anyone other than me see the Panpers line under one of them "womenz" bathing suits???
Nevermind that one, too...
Ahhhh, I guess I am on the mend 'cause I went out last night to sit on my glider only to discover that bees had made a nest in a blanket I had drapes over the back an' one of the sumabiches stung the back of my hand and made it blow up like a blow toad fish so I drove myself down to the Stanley Food Lion and bought a big can of bee spray and just before dark last night put a sting right back on them sumabiches... And then I pulled the glider out from the wall, pulled the blanket down on the porch and stomped the livin' crud outta them sumabiches!!! So maybe the P-Vine is right... I wouldn't have felt like doin' that a couple days ago...