sick but funny:


A guy goes into a bar with a monkey, the monkey runs across the bar and starts swallowing everything he can get. Opens up the pickled eggs and down the hatch. He then jumps to the pool table, grabs the que ball puts it in his mouth and swallows it. The bartender says, what is with your monkey? he swallows everything, he just swallowed a que ball. The guys says yea he does stuff like that.

A week later the guy comes back into the bar with the monkey, the monkey starts grabbing thinks, putting them up his butt and then swallowing them. The bartender says that is disgusting , now your monkey is putting things up his butt and swallowing them. The guy says yes ... well after he swallowed the que ball ... he now measures everything first!