You must strictly avoid having sex with particularly athletic and lively types of women like Italian trapeze artists and Russian gymnasts while you are recovering from pnuemonia, Bobert. It can cause a relapse. I don't think you are at great risk of this happening, since you seem to be happily married, but I thought I'd better mention it anyway. Better safe than sorry.

If you can get hold of a rare Midwestern Jadrool and eat its flesh, all danger of any such things occurring will pass. Men are rendered incapable of sex and/or higher mathematics for up to 3 months after consuming the meat of the Jadrool.