"...See what I mean??? She have poor ol' pee-moanya'd hillbilly carry 10 buckets of water down a steep hill and huff-n'-pee-moanya-puff my poor ol' pee-moanya hillbilly butt back up the hill 5 times just to avoid turning the little spigot on for the hose to the veggie garden??? Like can any womenz expalin that with any logic???.."
She loves you Bobs! It's terribly simple. She wants you to exercise those lungs, albeit slowly. And, of course, she secretly wants to see you trim and tanned...ready for when you get the "ALL Systems GO! Bobert" from your doctor, as he finally lifts that Hanky Panky Ban.
I'd not tell her about the Italian Trapeze Artists though, else she may make you carry 50 buckets of water. This, of course, would be so that you'd only have the strength to have eyes for her alone..and all thought of Tantalizing Trapezey Women would be banished forever from your mind.