Bein' taciturn, you speak few words, and not bein' succinct means it takes you a real long time to beat around the bush on any given topic. But most folks in this day and age have attention deficits, so anything that happens over a real long time gets blocked out, and only the short parts get observed, see? So that makes you LOOK succinct, because you're taciturn. Makes perfect sense when ya think about it.

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