I'd like to announce my official intent to run as the Enlightened Opposition, in hopes of being bought off with a sinecure of a job within the new administration... Minister of Assisting the Beer Tasters would do most well, thank you.

Barring that, I'm always up for Minister of Always Missing the Damn Radio Show. MAMDRS has a ring to it...

"You put your accordion in...
You put your...
Wait... I have to take it BACK?!?"
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