Well, since Hagbard has already put in dibs for Silly Walks, I'll throw my hat in the ring for Department of the Interior. I love national parks, live in the center of the country (the "interior," if you will), and have an idea or two for straigtening out the &^$#!*( BIA....

Hanoverian? Try Stuart, and then you might be onto something. Of course, the current Stuart claimant is a deposed central European prince or some such, unless you count the Belgian caterer/con man who's behind the whole "Bloodline of the Holy Grail" thing.

Shad, who's still waiting of a resurgence of Howard the Duck's All Night Party