Miss Mary Mack
"Miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
with silver buttons buttons buttons
all down her back back back
she asked her dad dad dad
for 25 cents cents cents
to see an elephant elephant elephant
jump over the fence fence fence
he jumped so high high high
he reached the sky sky sky
and didnt come back back back
till the fourth of july -ly -ly"

"Eenie Meanie Cessalini"
Eenie Meanie Cessalini
Ya Ya Tumbalini
Etchi Ketchi Liberetchi
I love you.

Heard about your boyfriend lsat night.
How'd you know?
Peeked through a keyhole-nosy
Didnt do you homework-lazy
Jumped through a window-now you know im crazy
thats why they call me...

Eenie Meanie Cessalini
Ya Ya Tumbalini
Etchi Ketchi Liberetchi
I love you."

"Cici my playmate"
Cici my playmate
come out and play with me
Bring your dollies three
climb up my apple tree
slide down the rainbow
into the cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends
for ever more more more"

"Miss Susie"
Miss susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to...
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
ill chop off your...
behind the fridgerator
there was a peice of glass
miss susie sat upon it
and broke her little...
ask me no more questions
and tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...
flies are in the meadow
and bees are in the park
miss susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK!
the dark is like the movies
the movie's like a show
a show is like tv
and that is all i know
i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister
with a 48 acre bra bra bra!"

"Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka"
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name
she had two hairs on top of her head
one was black and the other was red
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name.
she had to holes in the middle of her nose
one was open and the other was closed
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name.
she had two eyes which were quite a sight
one looked left and the other looked right
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name.
she had two teeth in the middle of her mouth
one pointed north and the other pointed south
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name.
she had two feet as flat as mat
everybody asked how they got like that
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name.
a big huge bus ran over magdelina..
poor old fella had to buy a new machina
Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka
was her name."

"Down by the river"
Down by the river with the hank to pank
where the bullfrog jumped from bank to bank
saying eeps ipes opes oops
chilly willy ding dong
i pledge allegiance to the flag
michael jackson sings so bad
coca cola roots me up
now we're talkin 7Up
7Up has no caffine
now we're talkin billy gene
billy gene whent outta sight
now we're talkin bobby white
bobby white went out of town
riding on a rocket
stuck a feather in his hat
and called it hershey's chocolate"