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Thread #22347   Message #242232
Posted By: GUEST,Crazy Eddie
14-Jun-00 - 02:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Political Party
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Political Party
I'm beginning to like the sound of this. What do I need to do to get a green card? I can sing fairly well, and listen to music even better, but I can't play an instrument. However, in terms of policy, I'd like to see some changes to the constitution. [1] The right to arm bears, should be replaced with the right to give musical instruments to bears. The bears, for their part would have to promise to stop shitting in the woods, as I understand it is now impossible to walk in the woods for bear-crap. [2] The right to remain silent, should be replaced with the right to whistle, hum, or sing at the slightest provocation. (Yodelling, should need a bit more provocation, but as long as no one minds) [3] Anyone found in possession of a Bodhran is required to have a permit signed by one fiddler, one box-player, two banjo players, or three guitar players. POSSESSION of a bodhran without such permit, to be a misdemenour. Attempting to PLAY the bodhran without such permit, to be a felony. So, do I get in? Eddie :o)