Ey oop I be a northerner now, or something in between. Definitely not minted! They don't have scary orange cider up here, sadly. (but lots of cheap beer. SHame about sparkler heads)

And anyone knows you dont get pints in the hobbit-infested shire (although Luke and Jamie are rather short, and Benji has been known to go to Bampton so maybe the two are the same) :-p