I've been laughing all morning at the "poems" you've all posted and many of the web sites'contents as well.
A shame that Rowan's offerings, hilarious though they be, have so many Australian references and, I think, would need to be recited with an Australian accent. This , unfortunately, would be a bridge too far for my loquatious friend in my "local", hailing as he does, from the far West....(of County Waterford, Ireland) Thanks nevertheless.
I now have enough material, thanks to Mudcat, to open my own little place , perhaps for Mon, Wed and Sat nights ?