George W Bush will wrote a tell all book in his own words from his perspective (a pissed off dissillusioned teenager) who learns that the game is rigged from top to bottom and that there has been no such thing as an American Presidency since JFK.

Nixon was told to do certain things by the true power brokers but the transition to shadow goverment was snagged by the COnstitution and a couple reporters. Each Presidency is exposed as a front in interesting detail.

The US presidency has become a figurehead as powerless as the Queen of England. The idea of an Imperial PResidency was just to insulate the shadow goverment from any scrutiny at all.

He recounts the night in the White House when this was all explained to him back in 2000. He refused to believe this and when he lost his temper and ordered the men out of his office it was explained in a way that he could understand. They beat the shit out of him.

The next day there was a cover story about pretzels and choking but the defeated look on his face was enough to see the truth.

The book was never published and was written in such poor broken english that it was taken to be a high school assignment for years until the manuscript was seen for what it was by one Cat Spaw, who was never heard from again.