"Subject: RE: Have I hit the big time?
From: Paul Burke - PM
Date: 04 Aug 08 - 11:50 AM

Hey, I've just been offered a degree! Here' (verbatim) the offer:

Bachellor, MassterMBA, and Doctoorate certification available in YOUR field of choice."

So, you will be very-well papered and have a 16" dick that stays rock-hard for weeks at a time.

GO FOR IT, Paul