McGrath of Harlow, sure that's the very reason why my buddy picked that "Chantal du Champignon" one. It was because of that French "Gurr" that we West Waterfordians have inherited.
Joe Offer, you're kidding, right ? doesn't everyone know that particular recitation ? I would need to transcribe them both from friend Liam so bear with me. The "Lodger" is as funny as any of those that have been recently posted, with a particularly funny "twist" in the ending.
Good luck.