I was out in the fields one day and felt a certain pressure down below the stomach, so I went to the hedge, opened my zipper and started business. What I hadn't seen was the wire running along between some big farn weeds. And what I also hadn't recogniced was the yellow box about ten metres to the right which was connected to this wire. Well. When the trembling stopped finally I found I had not only had one of nastiest experiences man hopes not to have but I had to change trousers AND shirt, not having being able to hold direction any longer.

I assure you, cows know why they only once try to break an electric fence.