I know the words to a slightly different, Glasgow, version of the banana song, and the words to Skinny Malinky Long Legs.

Hey Maw, will you buy me that,
Will, you buy me that
Will you buy me that?
Hey Maw, will you buy me that,
Will you buy me that banana?

Aye, son, I'll buy ye that,
I'll buy ye that,
I'll buy ye that.
Aye, son, I'll buy ye that,
I'll buy ye that banana.

Hey, Maw, will ye peel the skin,
Wil ye peel the skin, will ye peel the skin?
Hey, maw, will ye peel the skin,
The skin o' ma' banana?

Aye, son, I'll peel the skin etc

Hey, Maw, dae ye want a bit etc

Aye,son, ah want a bit etc

Hey, Maw, ye've had it, chum, etc

and....

Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet,
Went tae the pictures, couldnae find a seat.
When the pictures started, Skinny Malinky farted.
Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet.

R