'an inter-agency group of federal, state and local law enforcement led
>> by the FBI -- was actively recruiting Minneapolis residents to serve
>> as plants, to infiltrate "vegan groups"'

So THAT'S who caused the problem. It was the Vegans. I damned well told you guys that aliens exist. Perhaps NOW you'll believe me. Vega is about 25 light years from Earth.

Tinfoil hat MY ASS! I trust some apologies will be forthcoming.