I once heard a mock-Irish song, to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw," I think, the last two lines of the chorus being,
"Try to get a woman, get a woman if you can,
If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man!"

Ms. Easby's take is quite to the point. Much of this thread deals with juvenile, sophomorish, sniggering, pre-pubescent and crude material - which is exactly why so many of us responded to it, I'm sure.