I watched half of one 'Most Haunted' and was banned from the telly till I calmed down. What a bunch of absolute horse shit...no... I take that back, horse shit is useful....

It was the worst sort of parlour trick hokum. I couldn't believe it was even vaguely put forward as a serious programme. Honestly, there was no difference between that pile of... and half a dozen teenage girls telling ghost stories when the lights go out...