As the Official Representative of the Enlightened Opposition, I stand firmly on a pattern well established of pandering to all elements, regardless of status. YES we are attempting to curry! The Opposition is firmly in favor of curries, be they chicken, vegetable or even Possum! We're still debating on kimchee, no matter how deep though.

And finally, Our national convention will be held in a suburb of the fine city of censored, population 2. The only phone box we are aware of is the Media Room, still vacant for major network use.

Note that if you fear, respect, or just plain don't want to deal with us anymore, we are willing to join any winning administration for a nominal fee. No really. We just want to win and begin a lifelong career of graft. Thank You.

M