As the drafted nominee of the party, and I want it to be a good one with whiskey in the jar and a jar on every porch, I want to let all know that an integral part of my proposed agenda includes all forms of graft on any conceivable level, since I am not, and the rest of you are about a bubble or two shy of plumb, but since most of us would prefer figs, unless they're in the form of Newtons, like Gingrich, when a bag of Raisinettes is quite superior, virtually none of this is relevant though it may be virtual, if not virtuous.

Now that you have seen the brilliant examples of how I CAN speak the truth, in and after a fashion or style, of which I am amply endowed (or is that genitalia), combined with high caliber gibberish, if not cartridges, I wish to inform my staunch and atletic supporters that I will be working on my platform this weekend as I drive to Atlanta and back. I will design the platform only as its diffcult to drive a van and drive nails at the same time, unless they're into your tires. Upon return I will assemble all the planks and come up with something resembling a deck or patio or possibly a bread custard. In any case, or gigbag if you prefer, I will be hosting a kickoff thread upon my return.

SPAW FOR PRESIDENT
"A Guitar In Every Pot and Pot in Every Guitar"