And, yeah, I've seen those dumb pictures in people's homes...right next to the black velvet paintings of Elvis and those puppies with the big eyes and the dogs playing poker around the table.

They got it all wrong. He had brown eyes and dark hair and he was married to Mary Magdalene too and she weren't no prostitute! Those folks yer talkin' about are plumb deluded, Bobert, and they are engaging in idolatry! If they was to meet the Lord right here and now in the flesh he would say to them, "You never knew me."